meistens:

snapchatting:

what if there were professional text post critics

Rating: 

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

oomshi:

do me for the vine

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things 

portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

disneyismyescape:

small-magical-mean-world:

agrabahprincess replied to your post: Unpopular Opinion:

the fucking frozen/tarzan one NEEDS TO DIE. like gtfo with that bullshit it doesn’t make any god damn sense.

RIGHT? 

I mean, in what WORLD would that EVER make sense? 

Anyone who believes this needs 10 thousand reality checks. 

jazzumon:

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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